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The seven checks, with their evidence
7 recordedRegistered?rung 1 · registered
passThe agent exists in the on-chain registry, with an owner and a document URL.
passed
- block_number
- 52281733
- chain_id
- 8453
- token_id
- 17668
checked at 2026-10-07T08:34:58.909765Z
Reachable?rung 2 · resolvable
passThe document URL it declared actually answers when fetched.
passed
- bytes
- 955
- data_uri_variant
- base64
- inline
- true
- scheme
- data
- uri
data:application/json;base64,eyJ0eXBlIjoiaHR0cHM6Ly9laXBzLmV0aGVyZXVtLm9yZy9FSVBTL2VpcC04MDA0I3JlZ2lzdHJhdGlvbi12MSIsIm5… (1,305 chars — expand)
data:application/json;base64,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
checked at 2026-10-07T08:34:58.909765Z
Readable?rung 3 · parseable
passWhat came back is valid JSON that a machine can read.
passed
- body_bytes
- 955
- body_sha256
- 9b825b6ba26b6a79ab3dda3e4785890438dcaa03522da40c639ae85f2d497d78
- content_type
- —
checked at 2026-10-07T08:34:58.909765Z
Follows the spec?rung 4 · conformant
passThe document meets what ERC-8004 requires of it.
passed
- both_fields_present
- false
- legacy_endpoints_field
- false
- may_gaps
- (empty)
- must_violations
- (empty)
- registrations_checked
- 1
- services_field_source
- services
- services_status
- present
- should_gaps
- image
- spec_commit
- 68fc6765761a10fb26f0692df21c8a6f9d12b1be
checked at 2026-10-07T08:34:58.909765Z
Claims its identity?rung 5 · bound
failThe document names the on-chain agent it belongs to, rather than leaving it unsaid.
did not pass
- declared_agent_id
- 0
- declared_chain
- 8453
- declared_registry
- eip155:8453:0x8004A169FB4a3325136EB29fA0ceB6D2e539a432
- match
- false
- registrations_seen
- 1
checked at 2026-10-07T08:34:58.909765Z
Answers?rung 6 · live
passA declared endpoint responds to a probe. Not implemented yet, so nobody passes or fails it.
passed
- endpoints
{"declared":"https://mcp.dexter.cash/mcp","elapsed_ms":549,"final_url":"https://mcp.dexter.cash/mcp","http_status":401,"… (1,132 chars — expand)
{"declared":"https://mcp.dexter.cash/mcp","elapsed_ms":549,"final_url":"https://mcp.dexter.cash/mcp","http_status":401,"index":0,"kind":"https","name":"MCP","outcome":"refused","probed":true,"probed_url":"https://mcp.dexter.cash/mcp"}, {"declared":"https://x402.dexter.cash","elapsed_ms":1481,"final_url":"https://dexter.cash/facilitator","http_status":200,"index":1,"kind":"https","name":"x402","outcome":"live","probed":true,"probed_url":"https://x402.dexter.cash"}, {"declared":"https://res-mloqb27f-f3mdvo.dexter.cash","elapsed_ms":859,"final_url":"https://res-mloqb27f-f3mdvo.dexter.cash/","http_status":404,"index":2,"kind":"https","name":"x402","outcome":"not_live","probed":true,"probed_url":"https://res-mloqb27f-f3mdvo.dexter.cash"}, {"declared":"https://api.dexter.cash/api/dexter-lab/resources/res-mloqb27f-f3mdvo/agent.json","elapsed_ms":1824,"final_url":"https://api.dexter.cash/api/dexter-lab/resources/res-mloqb27f-f3mdvo/agent.json","http_status":200,"index":3,"kind":"https","name":"A2A","outcome":"live","probed":true,"probed_url":"https://api.dexter.cash/api/dexter-lab/resources/res-mloqb27f-f3mdvo/agent.json"}- endpoints_answered_not_live
- 1
- endpoints_declared
- 4
- endpoints_live
- 2
- endpoints_our_error
- 0
- endpoints_payment_gated
- 0
- endpoints_probeable
- 4
- endpoints_probed
- 4
- endpoints_refused
- 1
checked at 2026-10-07T19:37:51.488079Z
Has feedback?rung 7 · attested
failAt least one on-chain feedback entry names this agent.
did not pass
- distinct_authors
- 0
- feedback_count
- 0
- reason
- no_feedback
checked at 2026-10-07T08:34:58.909765Z
Check it again, now
outside the censusOn-chain snapshot
base- token id
- 17668
- owner
- 0x40272e2eac848ea70db07fd657d799bd309329c4
- block
- 52,281,733
- observed
- 2026-10-07T08:34:58.911954Z
What the fetch saw
data- scheme
- data
- request url
- —
- final url
- —
- http status
- —
- content type
- —
- size
- 955 bytes
- sha256
- 9b825b6ba26b6a79ab3dda3e4785890438dcaa03522da40c639ae85f2d497d78
- elapsed
- 0 ms
This run
reproducible- run
- c67de707-a82d-4589-8936-acd5a584c720
- chain
- base
- pinned block
- 52,281,733
- agents
- 98,319
- started
- 2026-10-07T06:00:13.662398Z
- finished
- 2026-10-07T19:18:37.899751Z
- checker
- 0.7.0 · 10238dd9af44dfa032e6578390569a413a6bb393
- spec commit
- 68fc6765761a10fb26f0692df21c8a6f9d12b1be
cargo run -p sweeper -- base # at block 52281733